- Foodbed: He's kissing your ass. You're f****** sick as s***
- Me: Oh, are you not cursing today?
- Foodbed: I'm using the speech function on my text and it doesn't let me say bad words.
- Me: Wow. That's amazing.
- Foodbed: It's awesome but makes me feel like I'm yelling at my phone.
- Foodbed: It knows all the Game of Thrones characters like I can just say Daenerys Targaryen and it'll put it in there.
- Me: HAHAHAHAHA I love you.