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Archive

Feb
4th
Sat
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Gigantor: Andy favorite childhood robot. He can fly.

Gigantor: Andy favorite childhood robot. He can fly.

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Boombox Transformer, for Jenna.

Boombox Transformer, for Jenna.

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The People’s Choice: Pimpbot 5000

The People’s Choice: Pimpbot 5000

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Talk about synchronicity: A pre-Frangry Nicaraguan postage stamp featuring fictional detective Nero Wolfe (created by author Rex Stout) to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Interpol.

Talk about synchronicity: A pre-Frangry Nicaraguan postage stamp featuring fictional detective Nero Wolfe (created by author Rex Stout) to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Interpol.

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This is happening, where “This” = WFMU 2012 Marathon

This is happening, where “This” = WFMU 2012 Marathon

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Oh, hey, no big deal, just some pix of the insane “toy train” cum sexy robot costumes from Starlight Express.

Feb
3rd
Fri
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Because Frangry, like the mayor of Waukegan, Ill., has never heard of Jack Benny or Mel Blanc.

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Feb
2nd
Thu
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Friday’s Show: Robot Pals This week on Shut Up, Weirdo: What would you do with a robot friend? Assume your robot can can match or exceed human abilities, intellectually and physically if not emotionally, and will do anything you command, consistent with the Three Laws of Robotics. Anything, like your other friends do. Trouble imaging the right robot for you? Consider one of these popular models: Aibo, Asimo, Astro Boy, Bender, Gigantor, Gort, Gog, HAL, Data, the Daleks, the Fem-Bots, the Cylons, the Tin Man, the Stepford Wives, Voltron, Megatron, Robby, Rosie, Hymie, Conky, Wall-E, Roy Batty, T-1000, and C-3PO. Your choice.So call us this week (201-209-9368) and share your dream of a cyber-enhanced life. Tune in this Friday, 6 to 7pm ET, at WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org. Shut Up, Weirdo: The calm before the storm, on Opposite Day.

Friday’s Show: Robot Pals
 
This week on Shut Up, Weirdo: What would you do with a robot friend? Assume your robot can can match or exceed human abilities, intellectually and physically if not emotionally, and will do anything you command, consistent with the Three Laws of Robotics. Anything, like your other friends do.

Trouble imaging the right robot for you? Consider one of these popular models: Aibo, Asimo, Astro Boy, Bender, Gigantor, Gort, Gog, HAL, Data, the Daleks, the Fem-Bots, the Cylons, the Tin Man, the Stepford Wives, Voltron, Megatron, Robby, Rosie, Hymie, Conky, Wall-E, Roy Batty, T-1000, and C-3PO. Your choice.

So call us this week (201-209-9368) and share your dream of a cyber-enhanced life. Tune in this Friday, 6 to 7pm ET, at WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org.

Shut Up, Weirdo: The calm before the storm, on Opposite Day.

Feb
1st
Wed
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Too much crack and Tolstoy.
— Johnny Muller on Andy
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Behind the Scenes at Shut Up, Weirdo OR What It’s Like to Talk to Andy Cohen

[Andy suggests the topic “jobs for robots, because no human should have to do them”]

Frangry: i kind of like the robot thing but maybe it should be “Things No Human Should Have To Do. “

Andy: or go the other way and call it: We Need Robots (to do this shit)

  • Clean This Up, Robot
  • Robots and Bitches
  • This Robot is My Bitch
  • Robots Are My Bitches
  • Dirty Jobs Done Dirt Cheap
  • Tecno-Slaves
  • Tedious Tasks Technified
  • Foulness and xxxxx
  • Automating Awfulness
  • In a Perfect World, Robots Will…
  • Anti-Personnel Pursuits
  • Anti-Human Heuristics
  • Anti-Human 
  • Gag-Making Gigs, and Gigabites
  • Robot Friends Will …(do what?)
  • I, Rodent
  • Robo-Slop
  • Bad Jobs for Robots
  • Rancid Roles for robots
  • Rectal Ramblings
  • Rectal Rangers
  • Rectal Runabouts
  • Frustrated Factotum
  • Mexicans vs. Robot
  • Terrible Tasks

I’m a boy, so I like robots, and I like saying the word robots (which is derived from the Russian word for “worker,” robotnik)
If we emphasize the human side, it will just turn into Worst Job I Had, when It should be worst job anyone has.
I’m tired. I can barely stay awake. Can’t think. 

Frangry: well i was trying to get AWAY from the robot thing

Andy: Can you think of a good angle? Some on that list are non-robot. How about:

  • Your Robot Friend: What Would You do With One
  • Fun With Your New Robot

Frangry: like i said, i was trying to get away from robots…

Andy: 
Friday’s Show: Not About Robots

Touchdown!

If only every show could be not about something instead of being about something: so much easier! 

Frangry: 
are you drunk?

Andy: Fine, we’ll go with that one. 

  • Friday’s Show:  Are You Drunk? 
Frangry: ok im gonna stop emailing you now.
Jan
30th
Mon
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Check out the 6pm slot. 

Check out the 6pm slot. 

Jan
27th
Fri
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Frangry’s Michele Bachmann eyes. 

Frangry’s Michele Bachmann eyes. 

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