Friday’s Topic: Termination—The Sarah Palin Chronicles

OMG. So best! Sarah Palin is stepping down as governor of Alaska so that she can … um, ah, you know … Well, pick one: 

• Be with her family.
• Run for president in 2012.
• Fight for Alaska.
• Cash in with her book deal.
• Hunt down perverted, snobby, elitist millionaire East Coast talk-show hosts.
• Become a millionaire East Coast talk-show host.
• Put Country First.
• Heal the lame. Bring succor to the poor.
• Finish dissertation.
• Not be in Alaska.
• Lecture others on their shortcomings.
• Fight urban crime with her all-girl rock band.
• Breed pitbulls, and really get to know them.
• Take new grandkid fishin’.
• Advocate for adult illiteracy.
• Point the finger of blame.
• Spend entire summer at Lake Como.
• Speak condescendingly to people more knowledgeable than oneself.
• Put finishing touches on time-travel apparatus that will change everything. Everything.

Sarah Palin is so much smarter and classier than you, she doesn’t need your stupid suggestions on what to do next, but Andy and Frangry do! Call us on the air at 201-209-9368 and tell us what you think soon-to-be-former-governor Palin should do next with her life, or just share your favorite Palin moments from the past 10 months. (Really? Only 10 months? Yes, really. Only 10 months.)

Listen in this Friday from 6 to 7pm (Eastern) on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org.

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