Friday’s Topic: Police Story

Being a super-famous professor at America’s most-famousest university couldn’t keep Harvard’s Skip Gates out of the calaboose when he (allegedly) mouthed off to The Man. So what chance does a loser like you have when faced with Johnny Law? (And by Johnny Law, I don’t mean any actual person named Johnny Law─like the 18th-century Scottish economist or that sexy-angel dude from Barbarella─but rather a personification of institutionalized law enforcement. I hope that was
clear.)

So who’s right? Who’s wrong? Who’s to blame? What would you do? How did I get here? And is it all so black and white? [Smirks knowingly. Relights pipe.] Call Good Cop Andy and Bad Cop Frangry on the air this Friday (201-209-9368) with your run-ins with Johnny Law (and by Johnny Law, I mean, you know, police and stuff, not sexy-dude Scottish economists).

Listen in this Friday from 6 to 7pm (Eastern) on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area)
or WFMU.org (inter alia).

Shut Up, Weirdo: The Man can’t cannot bust our chit-chat.