At Least They Didn't Say Phyllis Diller

• Friend B, making me feel better about Friend A's insult: you do realize that Joan Rivers is considered a genius
• Frangry: shut up
• Friend B: you're thinking about her horrible surgery
• Friend B: and face
• Friend B: but when she was young
• Friend B: a) she was hot
• Friend B: b) she was considered a game changer
• Friend B: the funniest woman ever to be alive
• Friend B: look at it like someone comparing you to Carol Burnett
• Frangry: SOMEONE HAS DONE THAT TOO!
• Friend B: I KNOW
• Friend B: YOU TOLD ME
• Frangry: and I LOOOOVE carol burnett
• Frangry: or i did when i was little
• Friend B: see?
• Friend B: now stop being all "Joan Rivers looks scary"
• Friend B: I'd bone Joan Rivers circa 1968
• Frangry: ok i feel better now