Friday’s Topic:How Will You Die? 

This week on Shut Up, Weirdo we look to the future … the future! … and ask you to predict … predict! … the method and timing of your own demise.  Make it good. You only take this trip once.

Reality: Most Americans (51.3%) will die of heart disease or cancer. Homicide? Dream on (0.7%)! But statistics aside, we’re sure our listeners will come up with some doozies. You know: Colonel Mustard in Las Vegas with a laser cannon. (Caveat: No suicide talk, because if you later actually do it, then suddenly Nancy Grace is all up in our bitch. No thanks.)

So call Andy & Frangry at 201-209-9368 and tell them your plans. What’s the worst that could happen. Or just listen in this Friday from 6 to 7pm ET on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (heaven’s favorite station).

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