Hey, Andy’s Doing a Stand-Up Gig: Sept. 14 at Comix

If you like “Shut Up, Weirdo” and other things that are borderline-funny most of the time, then you should come out and see Andy perform stand-up on Monday, Sept. 14, at Comix (353 W. 14th St., NYC) at their new-talent show. The show starts at 9:30pm, but get there by 9.

If you call to reserve (212-524-2500) by Sept. 1 and mention me, Andy Cohen, by name, admission is $10 ($15 at the door), with a two-item minimum (try the burgers).

It will be awesome on an order of magnitude detectable only to the wisest and most-enticing individuals, who will form the majority of the audience. Don’t miss out! Free air served.