Behind the Scenes at Shut Up, Weirdo OR What It’s Like to Talk to Andy Cohen

[Andy suggests the topic “jobs for robots, because no human should have to do them”]

Frangry: i kind of like the robot thing but maybe it should be “Things No Human Should Have To Do. “

Andy: or go the other way and call it: We Need Robots (to do this shit)

• Clean This Up, Robot
• Robots and Bitches
• This Robot is My Bitch
• Robots Are My Bitches
• Dirty Jobs Done Dirt Cheap
• Tecno-Slaves
• Tedious Tasks Technified
• Foulness and xxxxx
• Automating Awfulness
• In a Perfect World, Robots Will…
• Anti-Personnel Pursuits
• Anti-Human Heuristics
• Anti-Human 
• Gag-Making Gigs, and Gigabites
• Robot Friends Will …(do what?)
• I, Rodent
• Robo-Slop
• Bad Jobs for Robots
• Rancid Roles for robots
• Rectal Ramblings
• Rectal Rangers
• Rectal Runabouts
• Frustrated Factotum
• Mexicans vs. Robot
• Terrible Tasks

I’m a boy, so I like robots, and I like saying the word robots (which is derived from the Russian word for “worker,” robotnik)
If we emphasize the human side, it will just turn into Worst Job I Had, when It should be worst job anyone has.
I’m tired. I can barely stay awake. Can’t think. 

Frangry: well i was trying to get AWAY from the robot thing

Andy: Can you think of a good angle? Some on that list are non-robot. How about:

• Your Robot Friend: What Would You do With One

• Fun With Your New Robot

Frangry: like i said, i was trying to get away from robots…

Andy: Friday’s Show: Not About Robots

Touchdown!

If only every show could be not about something instead of being about something: so much easier! 

Frangry: are you drunk?

Andy: Fine, we’ll go with that one. 

• Friday’s Show:  Are You Drunk?