This Week’s Cyber Winner

Shut Up, Weirdo doesn’t just take phone calls, we also accept cash, money orders and emails. If we were to give out a prize for the best on-topic email, this week’s winner would be David Dineen-Porter, who blessed my inbox with the following story:

…I tried and tried to get through today to tell you how i found my grandfather’s, an extremely stiff upper lip communist and civil servant, collection of bestial 8mm pornographic films, when i was 8 years old and we were cleaning out his old apartment after he died.  My mom threw them out, thinking no one would want them, assuming they were just his stop motion animation films he made.  I picked through the garbage and found them, and then found out that a man can get a blowjob from a dog.