Friday's Topic: Best Invention Ever?

• Andy: We don't have a topic yet ... How to Be Cool at Parties: Our Listeners Weigh In, and Slam Charities They Don't Like. Or maybe just the first part.
• Frangry: Those topics are embarrassing. We are doing "What's the best invention?"
• Andy: That's what it took you all this time to come up with? Really? What's your nominee for best invention? I want to see where you're going with this.
• Frangry: cardboard box
• Andy: Great. You're writing it up. Here's some touchstones to get you started: fire, wheel, religion/government/democracy, chocolate, steam engine, automobile, computer, nuclear power, birth-control pill, iPod. You're welcome.
• Frangry: Boy, thanks Andy! The show would be nothing without your always awesome contributions.
• Andy: Blah, blah, blah. Call us on the air (201-209-9368) this Friday from 6 to 7pm EST on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (spoiler alert: via mankind's greatest invention ever), "Shut Up, Weirdo." Promise of Joy, yadda, yadda.