1) WFMU is just like the Grand Canyon. Except that WE are wider than we are deep, and we’re not a canyon, and “grand” is perhaps not the best adjective to describe us.
2) If you bring beverages into any of the studios, make sure that the beverages are in a spill-proof container -a bottle with screw cap, or a thermos or the like. Electronics and liquids are not a good match, and we’ve lost a lot of equipment over the years from DJs spilling liquids onto equipment. Bringing liquids into the studios in non spill-proof containers is against the rules. If you break equipment because of a spill, you will be suspended for a long time.
3) Empty your damn beverages into a sink before throwing them into the trash! Otherwise, one of your fellow DJs has to lift that garbage bag up, now filled with a fetid slushy of miscellaneous crap and swamp juice, and drag it through the halls of the station, often leaving a sticky trail with YOUR name on it, beeyatch! Use the sinks. Empty your drink before tossing it into the garbage.