Friday’s Topic: Global Betterization

After dealing with the complexities of gum last week, we take it down a notch. Call and tell us your simple plan for how you’d make the world a better place.

Just ask “What if?” What if blacks and whites were forced to marry? What if laughing gas replaced tear gas? What if pot smoking were taught in schools? What if Israel became the 51st state? (These have all been real proposals.)

This week call Andy & Frangry on Shut Up, Weirdo (201-209-9368) and tout your foolproof three-part plan for increased amazing awesomeness. Best call wins a Nobel Prize, and maybe a T-shirt. (No promises.) 

Listen in this Friday from 6 to 7pm ET on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (the new state media).

Shut Up, Weirdo: The Man can’t bust our chit-chat.