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CHARISMATIC BILLIONAIRE* WANTED
WFMU is seeking surplus-holding benefactors with the means and will to supply a world-famous freeform non-commercial radio station with a single one-time donation of USD $1 million. Monies raised will go infrastructure improvement, and there might be naming rights available (hint, hint). If interested, contact Station Manager Ken Freedman at the number on this page.
*You don’t actually have to be a billionaire, you just have to have $1 million to offer. We just wanted to shoo away the riffraff.