Nicaragua Day One

frangry:

• My sister listens to PINK, loudly, at 8:30 AM.
• I got felt up by the lesbian maid who steals my sister’s underwear.
• My brother’s toilet makes a crazy insanely loud piercing sound every time he flushes it. This sound lasts about 3-4 minutes.
• I ate the greatest homemade plantain chips of my entire life.
• Throughout the course of a shower, the water fluctuates from boiling hot to ice cold, and vice versa. I imagine the the sensation is akin to what cutters mean when they describe the act as making them feel “alive”.