Dear Frangry,

Stop complaining. You didn’t invent the [Location] Day [n] formulation, nor did you pioneer the [Gerund] Since [Some Year in the Past] construction. Both have been around forever, and I can use either if I want. Just for that, my actions during my upcoming visit to Centre Country, Pa., shall remain shrouded in mystery and intrigue. You will be torturing yourself, wondering what Andy is up to today. (Hint: it won’t involve youth hockey, but it might involve a post-apocalyptic hellscape and Mexican food.) Now you’re curious, huh? Have fun in Florida. See you in the studio on Jan. 9.

—Andy