Friday’s Topic: Time Machine!

If you had access to a time machine (in Russian: Vremya Maschina), what in the name of Janus would you do with it? Warn President Lincoln? Buy low in 1932 and sell high in 2007? Poison baby Hitler?

All noble pursuits, but anyone who’s ever seen “The Twilight Zone” knows these thing never turn out well. But we’re sure YOU can come up with a foolproof plan, so call us and share, because Andy is almost finished with his own Wee Hadron Collider, which should give him infinite mastery over all time and space. Could be cool.

So, hey, Marty McFly, phone us tonight at 201-209-9368 and tell us what you’d do if “The Time Tunnel” were a reality series. Just don’t step on any butterflies!

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